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****TheSpark's Newsletter**** -April 2001- It's been a long time since you've gotten one of these, huh? -------------------------- 1. The STRESS TEST!!!!!!!! -------------------------- Who's got real problems, and who's just pissing and moaning? Only the Stress Test will tell: The Stress Test http://www.thespark.com/stresstest/ ------------ 2. SparkNews ------------ Haven't you always wished that tales of starvation, war, depression, and murder could be even funnier? Wish no longer. We get the news directly from the wire, then BURN-ify, JESUS-ify, and BONE-ify it for your reading pleasure. There are NEW reports every single day, covering all the major events. Recent Headlines... -Mine, Bombs Jack-Up 2 In God-damn South Lebanon. Like I Care. -Parables Of Latter-day Sacrilege ... From UPI http://cards.thespark.com/sparknews/ ---------------------- 3. TheSpark's New Look ---------------------- To keep warm during the cold & lonely winter, we re-designed the site. It's easier to navigate, and it looks way better. Everyone loves it. I'm sure you will, too. Spark Pride: Catch it! http://www.thespark.com ----------------------------------------------- 4. When Is There Gonna Be a FAT PROJECT UPDATE? ----------------------------------------------- We talked to Nicole and Eric just last week, and as soon as those guys get off their (fat?) asses and send us a couple photos, there'll be a new post. Should be in a couple weeks. Confirmed fact: Eric's fiancee is no longer with him. Unconfirmed fact: One of his nuts is fake. ----------------- 5. NEWS FROM CLAIROL ----------------- Click now to win a $5 gift certificate for new Herbal Essences Haircolor, and a chance to attend the movie premier of Legally Blonde. $5, FREE! http://cupid.thespark.com/track.mpl?id=352 ------------------- 6. (Un)subscribe ------------------ http://cupid.thespark.com/newsletter/newsletter.mpl -------------------start theSpark.com secret message------------------ 75qWlu0s6igxm4pf9NEJrct2lDm2m5qq5avar1w8Mgr1y8049hS8270vksirtxmnvYVbhw lijAl0k4h53v5X278bbz2sqeh5qk3Omk88ES1d4jxrho3uwIfcidpuC6Qad8w186qz54kq 1t45wIhiOfazBilA82r9vijx68a468ugqih60e2ydcygnQ3r93dr45O36m1vhzlwa2zhlp jqnFWS7ay7ilr729BvAo48w92BGbzg99qfp6n6ml6Mdt48aPS2FkzhFbj9uaanyqpdbm8l n33iv9s326bIa3b8hKIjgV5kde9cl7Gok5k1mpWAft9m1bdmWdjtz54bs85d4e2x5y7YoK GOkoZ23eqadGz2hhg4m2Je7Wefm4fucxgb2je50ckbblijVkcuDs7zvWr6o5uOnm1c2JRe ----------------------------------------------------------------------
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