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A man with a black eye, boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down. He immediately notices that the man next to him also has a black eye and says, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?" The other guy replies, "Well, it was a tongue twister accident. I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most beautiful large breasts was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh.'...and she socked me a good one." The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a cup of coffee honey.' But I accidentally said, 'You have ruined my -----Original Message----- From: Williams, Jason (Trading) Sent: Friday, June 1, 2001 8:56 AM To: Schrab, Mark L.; Dempsey, Wes; Lenart, Kirk; Espey, Darren Subject: FW: Red-Neck Horseshoes Looks like Darren's Family reunion! -----Original Message----- From: Blaine, Jay Sent: Friday, June 01, 2001 8:43 AM To: Homco, Jim; Knoblauh, Jay; Williams, Jason (Trading) Subject: FW: Red-Neck Horseshoes - Red-Neck Horse Shoes.jpg << File: Red-Neck Horse Shoes.jpg <<
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