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< When you get those pre-approved letters in the mail for everything from < credit cards to 2nd mortgages and junk like that, most of them come with < postage paid return envelopes, right? < < Well, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in < these cool little envelopes! Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner < to American Express. Or a pizza coupon to Citibank. < < If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their < application back! Just make sure your name isn't on anything you send < them. Heck, you can send it back empty if you want to just to keep < 'em guessing! < < Let's turn this into a chain letter! Eventually, the banks and credit < card companies will begin getting all their crap back in the mail. < < Let's let them know what it's like to get junk mail, and best of all... < THEY'RE paying for it! Twice! < < Let's help keep our postal service busy since they say e-mail is cutting < into their business, and that's why they need to increase postage again! < < Send this to a friend or two or three...or fifty.... <
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