i am going to go vandalize some houses tonight and kill some people -- anyone else game? who's got my brass knuckles?

< Ain't this the truth?!
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< Prison vs. Work
<
< Just in case you ever got the two mixed up.
< This should make things a bit more clear . . .
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< IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
< AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
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< IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
< AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
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< IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
< AT WORK... you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
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< IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
< AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors
< for
< yourself.
<
< IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
< AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
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< IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
< AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
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< IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
< AT WORK... you can't even speak to your family.
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< IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work
< required.
< AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
< deduct taxes from your salary to pay for
< prisoners.
<
< IN PRISON... you spend most of your life looking through bars from
< inside
< wanting to get out.
< AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside
< bars.
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< IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
< AT WORK... they are called managers
<