Kitty's10/30/01

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< A young man at his first job as a waiter in a diner has a large trucker
< sit down at the counter and order, "Gimme 3 flat tires and a couple of
< headlights."
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< He goes to the kitchen and tells the cook, "I think this guy's in the
< wrong place, look at what he ordered!"
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< The cook says, "He wants 3 pancakes and 2 eggs sunny-side up."
< "I get it," replies the waiter. So on his way back out to the counter
< he takes a bowl of beans to the trucker.
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< He looks at it and says, "I didn't order this!"
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< The young man tells him, "I figured while you're waiting for your parts
< you might as well gas up!"
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